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i-jab:

flaming-fruitcake:
theocseason4:
I am LOSING my mind this is so funny
I want to watch the whole thing.
Ok but women are so strong like she is in so much fucking pain and is like fuck that im going to straighten my hair

buttpincherdavidfincher:

“They did not ask to be brought into the world. But, into the world they came. Their code is a law unto themselves: offend one and you offend them all.”
-Freaks (1932)

stilldancingwithmolly:

For the record, they were arguing over *whether or not they should get married*. She was pro, he was con, saying that if they loved each other the ring and the marriage certificate were unnecessary, that their love would be the commitment they needed. This was a fight they’d had for weeks. He didn’t just propose to shut her up in a totally unrelated argument…. him proposing was also him saying “you’re right, you won the argument” and that’s why this is cute.

sridevi:

my laptop: *starts hissing and wheezing and got her fans whirring on high speed*
me:

garashirs:

garashirs:
you know what i miss??? sand animals
would you accept these soft, funky little dudes into your heart?

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(Source: iamquietlydrowning)